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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This baby is an asshole
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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