you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm just crazy horny about you
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Let's get the cat blown out
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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