I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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