My first STD was from a foam party
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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