what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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