So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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