I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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