NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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