3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I am naked and annoyed.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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