i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize