They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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