Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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