i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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