i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
