what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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