I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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