i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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