I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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