my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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