dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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