I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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