garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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