Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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