Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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