Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm really busy with my period
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