If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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