First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
bring money and cleavage
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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