508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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