My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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