do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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