Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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