Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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