so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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