I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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