Whod you bang
I've blown a few things in my day
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
