I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
then he tried to convert me to islam
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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