you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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