Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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