who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Randomize
