Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
just found out that she named her cat after me.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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