How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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