thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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