He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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