so explain again why im purple
no
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
