The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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