Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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