He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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