we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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