i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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