I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
How's work?
Spinning.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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