Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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