Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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